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    The Position

    The movie is now screening. The positions never end.

    Official coin of everyone who should have sold earlier.

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    Now Screening

    Find the nearest theatre. Enter traumatised. Leave a holder.

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    Reviews

    What the degens are saying.

    "The Uncut Gems of Crypto!"

    Nightmare on Film Street

    "If there's any justice in the world, $POSITIONS will be a ginormous hit."

    Esquire

    "Funny & Extraordinarily Stressful."

    Guy at the movies

    "One of the best-crafted and most entertaining films of the year."

    New/Next

    "A crypto bro nightmare"

    Movieweb

    Symptoms

    Signs you're a $POSITIONS holder.

    Refreshes charts every 3 minutes

    Says "long term hold" after a 70% dip

    Opens TradingView before brushing teeth

    Thinks one green candle can solve all problems

    Calls gambling "portfolio management"

    "I'm done with crypto" every week

    Checks portfolio before checking texts

    Thinks down 90% means "great entry"

    Behind the Scenes & Festival Circuit

    The Gallery

    Morbido Film Fest 2025 - Official Selection
    New/Next Film Fest 2025
    Chicago Underground Film Fest - Official Selection
    CUFF - The Place for the Weird & Wild
    Behind the scenes moment
    Chicago Underground Film Festival - Closing Night
    Sidewalk Film Festival - Official Selection
    Fantasia Official Selection 2025
    Cast & crew group photo
    Behind the scenes portrait
    Community Links

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    Live Chart

    Stare at the candles. You know you want to.

    Roadmap

    The five stages of holding.

    Phase 1

    Denial

    Launch coin. Pretend it's fine. Ignore all red candles. Tell everyone you're early.

    Phase 2

    Conviction

    Community grows. Memes intensify. Everyone becomes a technical analyst. Triangles everywhere.

    Phase 3

    Emotional Damage

    Movie releases. Holders see themselves on screen. Mass existential crisis. Buying intensifies.

    Phase 4

    Delusion

    Price predictions with no basis in reality. "Generational wealth" mentioned 400 times a day.

    Phase 5

    Generational Wealth

    We all make it. Probably. Maybe. One more candle.

    Now they
    watch the movie.

    Right now you
    buy the coin.

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